We need to have a blunt conversation.
What do you really know about Greenland?
When I was a kid learning about Geography, the teacher said "one of the great ironies of Geography is the duality of Greenland and Iceland."
Iceland is actually a very beautiful country with a varied topography. It is mostly Green.
Greenland is a frozen wasteland, 95% glacier and frozen tundra, 5% worthless coastland. It is mostly Ice.
So the United States wants to annex a country that's bigger than Alaska, but has just one-tenth of the population? Who is going to live there? We want Greenland's untapped natural resources? Alaska is loaded with natural resources that we can't access. 60% of Alaska is national park land. We should develop what we already have....
Listen, let's make this real easy. As the Vice President and his wife are touring Greenland now, how about they scout a location for Donald Trump? If New York City born Donald Trump can live in the capital city of Nuuk, population 20,000, with no McDonald's, WalMart, or Turnberry, for a year, we get Greenland.
No vacations to Mar-a-Lago.
No nights out on Broadway.
No Jean-Georges.
No executive suites at the Super Bowl.
Nuuk.
For one year.
I am not being glib.
When Trump abandons Nuuk after 3 days, the world will know what he really thinks of the country.
End of Story.
Addendum: 8 hours later....
“It’s cold as shit here! Nobody told me.” - New York Post
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