Since I started the Blog 8 years ago, I have only stated that 3 people are going to hell:
Aaron Hernandez: Aaron Hernandez is NOT going to Heaven
David Crosby: Sorry, David Crosby Ain't Going to Heaven Either
Both articles were reactionary responses to glowing obituaries at their deaths.
Aaron Hernandez would have been a borderline Hall of Famer if his football career wasn't cut short by his criminal activities. David Crosby is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Who am I to judge, you ask? Fair statement.
The third person? Michael Jackson. His after-death destination was strongly alluded to in my article Michael Jackson is Dead.
You loved Michael Jackson and think I went too far? Fuck you.
Listen, all week I have been working on 7 different articles, and I've finished NONE of them.
So today we're going to make it very short and sweet. Doomsday Prophet Chad Daybell and his Bitch/Psychopath Wife Lori Vallow are both going straight to hell, right on the Hell Express.
Why the strong reaction to the Daybells? Because they were both mental patients that pretended to be religious visionaries.
Their day jobs?
Chad: Self-published Apocalyptic writer with Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints themes.
Lori: Religious groupie.
I hope Satan is shoving something large and jagged up Chad's Ass within 5 minutes of his execution.
You know what? I said what I needed to say. End of article.
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