I Am Not Smart

We don't sell anything here at Beacon of Speech.

We barely even exist.

We talk about Free Speech issues, sure, but at any given moment we could write about something random, like our distaste for Meghan Markle.

With that being said, we entered the Pulitzer Contest again, like we said we wouldn't.

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Our topic was: An Angry Libertarian Drowning in a Sea of Partisan Hacks.

Here were our entries:

1. You Would Kill Hitler, Right? February 9, 2024

2. Whiny American Journalists May 18, 2024

3. Who Attacked WhatFinger? July 13, 2024

4. CNN's Comical attack on RT September 16, 2024

5. Proper Way to Wage a War September 29, 2024

6. Fuck all of You November 13, 2024

7. What About Manifestos? December 1, 2024

Some of those could be considered incendiary? I ain't worried, I ain't winnin'.

My personal favorites from 2024, that I am submitting for no awards.

1. Top 100 Novelty Songs of All Time

2. The Loneliest Ukrainian Soldier

3. Top 50 Epically Long Songs

4. Top 50 Most Disappointing Albums of All Time

5. Saudi Arabia's Hajj Scam

6. LeBron James: Father of the Year

7. Justin Bibb and Jimmy Haslam's Billion Dollar Game of Chicken

8. Wayne Gretzky's Cleveland Hockey Highlights

9. Chris Quinn is the Modern Version of the Pseudologai

10. Alice Donut's 2025 Return

"...Who can face the knowledge

That the truth is not the truth?

Obsolete, absolutely..."