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GARY BETTMAN HAS FAILED

It's 9:07 PM where is the Oilers at Canucks game???


What do you mean 'puck drop' is moved to 9:15??


The Connecticut Sun and the Indiana Fever are tied at 84?


I DON'T CARE.


Move that WNBA game to ESPN2.


Every person that has ESPN has ESPN2.


What the hell's on ESPN2?


CORNHOLE? What are we doing here.


The Fever are calling a Coach's Challenge?


Where is the NHL?


2nd Round, Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is getting bumped by game 4 of the WNBA's regular season?


Send me to Vancouver NOW!


Caitlin Clark is taking it down the court, misses a three, (very, very badly,) and the Sun win.


Cut to Vancouver.


One of the first images is a Vancouver Fan drinking, he doesn't seem to care.


Puck dropped within 1 minute of the switch.


A generation ago, the "Big Four" in sports were Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey.


(Not to be confused with the "Big Four" in metal: Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, Megadeth.)


Gary Bettman has led his sport to be bumped by a niche sport that didn't even exist at the beginning of 1996.


Vancouver is not a small market, it's the second biggest market in Canada.....


Why are we even explaining this?


"It's only 15 minutes," is your retort?


IT'S SYMBOLIC, DAMMIT!


I'm going to shove you in a time machine, back to 1996. When you get there, ask the average fan 'if the NHL's Stanley Cup Playoffs are getting bumped off ESPN in 30 years by the new Women's Basketball League, "is Gary Bettman doing a good job?'"


The answer to that question would be: NOOO!


I almost did the whole article in caps.


All you Bettman defenders, go jump in an icy lake.



FI-RE BETT-MAN

FI-RE BETT-MAN

FI-RE BETT-MAN




 

Would Fox delay NFL PRE-GAME coverage 15 minutes if a WNBA game ran late?


You know the answer.

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