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Feb 182 min read
I Cannot Be Brainwashed Into Thinking Lars Ulrich is the Best Drummer on Earth
There is something very strange happening on my Facebook feed. In the last 5 days, I've been fed 3 different sponsored feeds with some...
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Fred
Feb 183 min read
LeBron Can Get Bent
I read, with jaw asunder, that the Golden State Warriors "nearly" traded for LeBron James earlier in the week. Why is NEARLY in quotation...
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Feb 171 min read
War: A Very Short Essay
The oft-quoted Rush Limbaugh used to say: "An army exists for only 2 Reasons: To Kill People and To Break Stuff." An army should not be...
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Fred
Feb 132 min read
The Elephant in the Room: Robert Kennedy Jr.
In 1960, televisions across this great nation were plied with upbeat jingles touting Democrat candidate John F. Kennedy. This specific ad...
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Fred
Feb 114 min read
Wayne Gretzky's Cleveland Hockey Highlights
You know how many career regular season NHL goals Wayne Gretzky had in Cleveland, Ohio? ZERO. Then how does Gretzky have Cleveland...
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Fred
Feb 94 min read
You Would Kill Hitler, Right?
(The working title was: Dean Obeidallah - Time to Step Your Game Up) CNN's Dean Obeidallah is at it again. First of all, we don't like...
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Fred
Feb 72 min read
Beyoncé Inc.
Every other story I read about the 2024 Grammys is about Jay Z complaining that his wife has never won the Album of the Year, despite...
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Fred
Feb 43 min read
Lindsey Horan vs Alexi Lalas
Earlier this week, USWNT member Lindsey Horan had this controversial take "US Soccer Fans Aren't That Smart." Immediately, former USMNT...
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Fred
Feb 23 min read
Miles Davis: "No One Owns Me"
That's very brazen of me to quote a man that's been dead 32 years, but let me tell you, I'd bet my house that if Miles Davis were alive...
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Fred
Jan 312 min read
How to Nuke Iran Without Nuking Iran
In 1979, Iran took 52 American hostages. Jimmy Carter didn't rescue them and when Ronald Reagan was about to take office, he let Iran...
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Fred
Jan 252 min read
What is Going On in Russia?
I should steal what's going at The SVR General Channel in Russia and make it into a movie. Nah, no one would believe it. Editor's Note:...
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Fred
Jan 232 min read
Rand Paul Can Shut the Hell Up
Rand Paul is at it again. Last week, he announced his #NeverHaley movement. Rand Paul doesn't like Nikki Haley, thinks she's too much...
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Fred
Jan 223 min read
Pope Francis is a Crappy Pope
If you were Pope, what would you do about the situation in Israel? Now most of the Israelis are Jews. That's no secret. Most of the...
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Fred
Jan 202 min read
In Defense of Richard Simmons
I'm not the biggest Richard Simmons fan, I thought he was funny on the David Letterman Show, I thought his workout videos were a bit...
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Fred
Jan 192 min read
Worst Indoor Soccer Team of All Time?
MLIS's Ohio Extreme is off to a poor start for the 2024 Season. Game I: Loss 25-2 v Grand Rapids Game II: Loss 27-1 v Chicago Game III:...
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Fred
Jan 181 min read
Cleveland.com: Right on the Brink
This was the front of cleveland.com today. They are closer to the brink than they want to admit. This Country Music Legend is Singing the...
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Fred
Jan 162 min read
Wes Borland v Elijah Blue Allman
When I was a little kid, I kind of liked Cher. I especially gravitated to the darkness of Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. (But then I turned...
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Fred
Jan 152 min read
Sinéad O'Connor Did Not Die of "Natural Causes"
I'm a liar? You read it all over the internet? Natural Causes - New York Times Natural Causes - NBC News Natural Causes - Rolling Stone...
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Jan 154 min read
Can We Say "House Negro" in 2024?
(The working title of the article was going to be 'Stephen A. is Right...Again.') Stephen A. Smith then went on to rant for 40 MORE...
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Jan 134 min read
Technically, BIDEN's Party is Manipulating the 2024 Election
The mean Colorado Supreme Court won't let Donald Trump on the presidential primary ballot. Michigan and California are thinking about...
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Fred
Jan 84 min read
Jimmy Haslam's Silence is Deafening
"After the 2012 takeover, Nottingham Forest's new owner Fawaz Al-Hasawi announced long term plans to build a new stadium away from the...
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Fred
Jan 62 min read
What is the Worst Thing That Could Happen to You That Doesn't Result in Death?
Example I: Last week, I saw this story at the USA Today: "After lying under sedation for multiple days, Mullins woke up from her kidney...
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Fred
Jan 31 min read
Just Another Victim
According to Harvard University: Claudia Gay is the VICTIM! That's funny. Let me get this straight, the poor, prosecuted President of...
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Fred
Jan 12 min read
And Then There Were None (Steve Cooper Version)
On May 29, 2022, Nottingham Forrest was promoted back to the Premier League after a 23 year absence. This was their starting line-up that...
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