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Fred
Nov 172 min read
Wannabe Edgelord Amoye Favour's Poor Take on Metal
I was at MSN and saw this article: 10 Metal Bands Who Split Up And Did Better Almost every single example was wrong. Whoever Amoye...
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Fred
Nov 162 min read
PT Barnum's Boxing Prophecy
Winners of the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson Fight: Jake Paul : He won. He beat the baddest man on the planet. (30 years past his prime.) He got...
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Fred
Nov 147 min read
Fuck All of You
The last time I voted for either a Democrat or Republican for President was when I cast my ballot for Bob Dole in the 1996 Presidential...
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Fred
Nov 101 min read
Corporate Media Handouts
So, you (America) decided to elect Donald Trump, huh? Well, now, more than ever, you'll need our "brand" of journalism to stop him!...
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Fred
Nov 102 min read
Practice Wars
Rush Limbaugh didn't want the U.S. Army to be an agent for social change. Gay rights, transgender rights, the fat acceptance movement,...
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Fred
Nov 81 min read
Did Antifa Get Zero Hedge Kicked Off of the Drudge Report?
Between Midnight and 1 AM on election night, the Drudge Report dropped Zero Hedge from their list of news sources. Until Tuesday Night,...
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Fred
Nov 83 min read
Liberal Corporate News Professionals
Sometimes I have a crisis of faith and I worry that I'm just not smart enough to make Beacon of Speech work. Of course I'm a failure, my...
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Fred
Nov 71 min read
cleveland.com's Impossible Lose-Lose Situation
Back in April, chief editor Chris Quinn at cleveland.com wrote a Letter from the Editor justifying the newspaper's uneven coverage of...
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Fred
Nov 61 min read
Free Speech Wins
Am I happy Donald Trump won? Hell no, but I knew my candidate wasn't winning, I voted for Libertarian Chase Oliver. My angry missive...
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The Creator
Nov 45 min read
The Five Pillars of Vice President Kamala Harris
On January 19th, 2021 the BBC published an article titled ‘Migrant Caravan: Mexico Presses U.S. to Reform Immigration’. The 7,000 plus...
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Fred
Nov 28 min read
Top 100 Novelty Songs of All Time
You ever just want to listen to music and laugh? Or smile? That's why we created the Top 100 Novelty Songs of All Time. You're not...
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Fred
Oct 304 min read
Proof Positive that Jimmy Haslam is the Moron
Do you know how the owner of the Cleveland Browns, Jimmy Haslam, made his money? In 1958, Jim Haslam opened his first gas station, Pilot,...
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Fred
Oct 272 min read
Beacon of Speech Conceptual Artists - Part VI
An Anonymous Author sent me a unique article and I published it. In case I get sued, I know who they are, (they helped us on our...
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Fred
Oct 266 min read
Trump Derangement Syndrome is Real
Editor's Note: 20 Ways Burt Neuborne is Copying Joseph Stalin was the working title. Holocaust survivor, and former Legal Director of the...
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Fred
Oct 262 min read
Cleveland.com's Magic Trick
So yesterday, against my better judgement, I started my day at cleveland.com . Wow, how do you cheat at craps and win $5,000? That looked...
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Nature's Ombudsman
Oct 218 min read
Smoke and Mirrors
Regardless of which side of the political fence you are on. and regardless of which candidate wins the election, know that you never...
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Fred
Oct 199 min read
Top 50 Most Disappointing Albums of All-Time
Editor's Note: The working title was How Can Rolling Stone Magazine be Wrong All the Time? Part II. Rolling Stone magazine rolled out...
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Fred
Oct 151 min read
Rooting for Art the Clown
In the biggest upset since Vanderbilt beat Alabama in college football, Art the Clown, the star character in the movie Terrifier 3 , beat...
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Fred
Oct 134 min read
The Absurdity of the 2024 Election
As I watched Elon Musk jump up and down on stage at a Donald Trump Rally last weekend, like he was Tom Cruise on Oprah Winfrey's Couch, I...
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Fred
Oct 134 min read
Lazy, Lazy Journalism
Editor's Note: The working title was Beacon of Speech Conceptual Artists Part V I feel like crap. For the past week, I've had some virus...
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Fred
Oct 133 min read
How Hard is it to Pick a Nickname in Sports?
I was scrolling through ESPN's NHL Schedules and came across the Utah Hockey Club . The Utah Hockey Club....? Oh, that's right, the old...
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Fred
Oct 111 min read
Alice Donut's 2025 Return
The lead singer of Alice Donut reminds the faithful that the only thing that can stop a great punk band is logistics. The news wasn't a...
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Fred
Oct 71 min read
Bronny James Preseason Debut
I will state this again : The L.A. Lakers did not draft Bronny James to help them win basketball games. They drafted him in order to make...
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Fred
Oct 44 min read
Rolling Stone: Please Just Change the Name of Your Magazine So I Can Stop Writing These Stupid Articles
These are the covers of every Rolling Stone Magazine since February of 2021. Ice Spice? Not Rock Shakira? Not Rock Cardi B? Not Rock...
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