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22 hours ago1 min read
God Bless Diego Luna
Earlier this evening, the United States Men's Soccer Team was playing in an international friendly against Costa Rica. Since Costa Rica...
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Fred
2 days ago3 min read
Are the Faroe Islands Up for Grabs?
Like Greenland, the Faroe Islands are a territory of Denmark. For the last few weeks, Donald Trump has been publicly flirting with...
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Fred
3 days ago1 min read
Congratulations Ohio State!!!
We are going to make this short and sweet. Every team sport in college has had a playoff, and has had one for, at least, 50 years. Every-...
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Fred
3 days ago2 min read
How to Humiliate Kim Jong Il on the World Stage
Step I: If you are Ukraine, you take your drones and drop pamphlets over the North Korean troops that read: Surrender now, Emigrate to...
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Fred
3 days ago2 min read
The (Second) Inauguration of Donald J. Trump... from a Living Room in Cleveland
I had the inauguration on in the background, working on a separate Beacon of Speech article, when I noticed Lauren Sanchez taking selfies...
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Fred
4 days ago1 min read
Why Jesus Doesn't Answer Your Prayers
According to the Daily Mail (UK), the answer is quite simple. You've been praying to the wrong person . "Experts say that Jesus' last...
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Fred
4 days ago1 min read
Leslie Kouba's Woke Garbage
Ah, another year, more woke garbage from cleveland.com . You would think that Editor Chris Quinn, who burns the midnight oil on corporate...
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Fred
6 days ago1 min read
Joe Biden's Parting Mumble
2 days ago, Joe Biden gave his farewell address to the United States of America. Can you name one profound quote, one historic soundbite...
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Fred
Jan 162 min read
The Greatest Active Indoor Soccer Player Just Quit on his Team
Franck Tayou, North America's greatest active Indoor Soccer Player, unexpectantly walked out on his St. Louis Ambush teammates...
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Fred
Jan 132 min read
Rex Huppke's Partisan Gibberish
When Republicans are President, everything bad in the country is their fault. When Democrats are President, America is complicated....
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Fred
Jan 123 min read
Trump's Imperialistic Mistake
What Democrats fail to mention, while they were standing aghast at Donald Trump's proposals to annex Canada and Greenland, is that when...
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Fred
Jan 116 min read
The Move, Part II: The Cleveland Browns are Packing Their Bags
All sports fans know the stories of the Cleveland Browns' epic struggles: The Drive! The Fumble! The Move! 0-16! 1-31! What is going on...
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Fred
Jan 92 min read
When Mohamed Salah is Done Playing, He Will be Bigger Than Messi or Ronaldo
Right now, Mohamed Salah makes around $20 million a year playing for Premier League leader Liverpool. Saleh is 32 years old, and he is at...
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Fred
Jan 53 min read
Joe Biden Staggers into the Sunset
Biden at Medal Ceremony (May be Photoshopped) So yesterday, outgoing President Joe Biden gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 19...
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Fred
Jan 54 min read
The 'Big 4' of Metal - According to a Human
Thrash Metal Metallica Anthrax Megadeth Slayer When people say "The Big Four," this is what they mean. Why do I have to spell it out...
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Fred
Jan 41 min read
I Am Not Smart
We don't sell anything here at Beacon of Speech. We barely even exist. We talk about Free Speech issues, sure, but at any given moment we...
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Fred
Dec 31, 20243 min read
Jimmy Carter was a Good Man, Nancy Armour is just a B!tch
Do you know how an obituary is supposed to work in America? When a public figure dies, you're supposed to write nice things about him or...
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Fred
Dec 28, 20242 min read
Wix's Open AI Scam
Last year I bitched that our host, Wix, doubled their price without a significant upgrade in services. I know, this is America, and I...
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Fred
Dec 27, 20241 min read
Goodbye, Christopher Beem
Editor's Note: I caught a Christmas Cold and have been unable to focus. So, instead of writing, I have been doing some housecleaning. In...
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Fred
Dec 26, 20242 min read
Beyoncé's Cultural Appropriation
We mostly write about Rock, Metal, and Punk at Beacon of Speech, but we are certainly aware of other genres of music. As the Beyoncé...
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Fred
Dec 24, 20241 min read
Either the Best, or Worst, Apocalypse Movie Ever
I just finished watching 2023's independent film Apocalypse Clown. I have absolutely no idea what I just watched. Without giving out too...
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Fred
Dec 21, 20243 min read
Kirk Herbstreit Should be Expelled as an Ohio State Alumni
When I was only 4 days old, going home from the hospital in suburban Cleveland, and Woodstock was ending hundreds of miles away in...
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Fred
Dec 20, 20242 min read
Rand Paul Can Shut the Hell Up - Part II
A year ago, Rand Paul was the catalyst behind the #NeverHaley movement. What was Paul's beef with Nikki Haley? Supposedly Nimarata Nikki...
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Fred
Dec 19, 20241 min read
Musical Diary 12/18/24
I love Punk and Metal, but I was raised on the Beatles and Classic Rock. Sometimes, because of this, I get really strange Earworms: From...
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